What the Fuck Do Women Need?

Dudes to stop telling them to fucking smile all the time. A) It's annoying B) There is a wide range of emotions that do not naturally include smiling C) Go fuck yourself.

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:05:00 -0500

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2008/12/17/dont-fucking-tell-me-to-smile-baby/

Social Security.

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 16:41:53 -0500

Social Security.:

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2010/12/29/omg_social_security/

A Proper Discussion on Paycheck Fairness

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 12:46:00 -0500

http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20101117-709709.html

Also see:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2010/11/17/importance-equal-pay-women

The ability to report a rape without anyone asking her how short her fucking skirt was.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 19:05:00 -0500

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/02/16/on-short-skirts/

Or if she was wearing high heels:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/04/13/but-was-she-wearing-high-heels/

Or if she was walking in a “bad neighborhood” at night:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/02/23/rape-analogy-the-walking-in-a-bad-neighborhood-theory/

The ability to ask for a raise without looking like an unsatisfied, demanding bitch.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 19:09:00 -0500

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/15/your-money/15money.html

Comprehensive sex education. Because the more females know, the less persuasive "just the tip" and "if you really loved me" and "just this one time" and "everyone is doing it" will be.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 23:03:00 -0500

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/20/births-to-teens-vary-by-region-highest-in-south/

Privacy.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:39:55 -0500

Women don’t have to tell you shit: http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0410_0113_ZO.html

See also how it’s none of your business: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q96-e042bk

Equal. Fucking. Pay.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 11:43:00 -0500

http://money.cnn.com/2010/04/20/news/economy/highest_paying_jobs_for_women/

More women in construction and other man jobs that pay more than woman jobs.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 12:43:00 -0500

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brigid-o/women-want-to-work-constr_b_778821.html

Equal pay for women in management. Duh.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 11:04:12 -0500

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-09-28/business/ct-biz-0929-women-managers-20100928_1_wage-gap-managerial-women-female-managers

Some recognition that girls can succeed in science, tech, engineering, and math fields because they can and because if you keep telling them they can't then they won't.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 10:57:00 -0500

And women don’t need help being kept out of high-paying jobs, thanks.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/answer-sheet/science/why-arent-there-more-women-in.html

The ability to stand her ground and stay in a position of power without being called a bitch, a control freak, or a monster.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 10:51:57 -0500

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1376213,00.html

Also see: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/18/AR2007121802184.html

Paid parental leave so we can afford to stay home like men and women in every other fucking country in the world.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 09:44:00 -0500

http://blogs.wsj.com/juggle/2010/06/23/on-paid-parental-leave-the-us-stands-alone/

Male allies.

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 09:42:22 -0500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXwmDGJAB8

Relationships without violence. And some support when they leave the motherfuckers who were beating them up.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 20:34:00 -0500

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/10/obama-biden-mark-domestic-violence-awareness-month-with-new-programs/1

For statistics, see also: http://new.abanet.org/domesticviolence/Pages/Statistics.aspx

Some affordable child care so they can get back to their jobs and don't fuck up their lifelong earnings potential.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:39:00 -0500

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33344707/#slice-2

Or maybe in some cases, get a college education so they can make more to support their families: http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2010/oct/28/olympic-college-opens-new-child-development/

More dimensional female characters in popular entertainment.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 18:51:00 -0500

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/meet-oscar-the-misogynist-2127501.html

More females in policymaking.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 18:23:00 -0500

http://www.newsweek.com/2010/10/27/women-shwomen.html

Paid sick leave.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 18:00:00 -0500

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2009/0429/p02s07-ussc.html

Also see: The Nation, “Sick and Tired of No Sick Leave”

Freedom to walk down the fucking street, ride public transportation, or show her face in public without getting fucking catcalled, harassed, or groped.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 17:52:00 -0500

http://www.ihollaback.org/